On Being Permanently Not Alive

You do realize none of this would exist, right?

Photo by Atul Pandey on Unsplash

When was the last time you fucked?
You heard me! When. Was. The. Last. Time. You. Fucked.
Ah, no response. Crickets. Well, I bet I got your attention.

He was right. I’d heard Mr. X was going to be a handful, but never did I think he’d have my undivided attention within the first three seconds of talking…